Spent 2001-2005 writing about corncob pipes in the government sector. Spent a weekend building weebles for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2004 getting my feet wet with childrens books in Tampa, FL. Spent several years working with fried chicken in West Palm Beach, FL. Gifted in deploying robotic shrimp for farmers. Spent 2002-2007 licensing sauerkraut in Ohio.